Day 20wenty

TODAY WAS DAY OLD BAGEL DAY ...HIP HIP HURRAY!!!
I STARTED THE DAY OFF WATCHING A LADY AND HER SON GET STUCK ON THE COASTER THE SAME WAY I DID WHEN THE DOORS DIDN'T OPEN. THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I SAW THEM ALMOST GO INSIDE A DIFFERENT CART BUT THEN THE BOY WANTED TO GO TO A DIFFERENT ONE. AND THAT CART WAS THE ONLY ONE WHOSE DOORS DIDN'T OPEN.
I KNEW EXACTLY HOW SHE FELT,

BUT "IT IS WHAT IT IS."

SO MY FRIEND MORGAN WAS ON THE COASTER TODAY WHICH ALLOWED ME TO ACTUALLY SLEEP THE WHOLE WAY UP.......................BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SIT BY ME :(
SO NOW I'M SUPER TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIURED!!!
THOMAS SENT ME SOME TUTORIALS ABOUT MICROSOFT EXCEL SO I WATCHED THE 3 REQUIRED ONE THEN AFTER I WAS HOOKED ON IT, I WATCHED ABOUT 12 MORE AND THEY'RE ALL ABOUT 9 MINUTES LONG!!!
SO THEN I WAS DESIGNING MY OWN CHART, LISTS WITH CUSTOM COLORS AND MATH STUFF. I WAS SERIOUSLY ENJOYING THIS STUFF. GRAPHS, GRIDS, AND IMPORTING CHARTS DID NOT SOUND FUN IN ANY WAY AT ALL. BUT AFTER SOME BRITISH GUY EXPLAINED IT TO ME, IT WAS FUN!!!
I WENT TO RUBIOS TODAY.
LAST NIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO BED MY MOM ASKED IF I WOULD LIKE HER TO MAKE ME A LUNCH AND I, OF COURSE, VERY LAZILY SAID, "YES, THANK YOU!!"
THEN THIS MORNING I WOKE UP LATE (I DIDN'T HIT THE SNOOZE, I TURNED THE WHOLE THING OFF) (DON'T DO WHAT I DO!!!) BUT MY BROTHER WOKE ME UP. SO I RAN TO THE KITCHEN TO GET MY LUNCH, I OPEN THE FRIDGE, AND WHAT DO I NOT SEE MY PREPARED LUNCH FROM MY MOM. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST BUY A HOT DOG FROM COSTCO OR 7-ELEVEN.... BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO EAT BY MYSELF SO I WENT SARA THE SEO AND TWO DESIGNERS, DUSTIN AND EUGINE.
THEY ALL ARE REALLY COOL AND I USED TO SIT IN THE SAME OFFICE AS THEM, SO IT WAS NICE TO HANG OUT WITH THEM TODAY.

TO HELP STAY AWAKE, I LISTEN TO COMEDIANS ON YOUTUBE AND NOW THAT I'M ISOLATED IN THIS OFFICE, I AM FREE TO LAUGH IT UP!!!


TOMORROW, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GOING TO BE IMPORTING FILES FROM A COMPANY INTO A TRACKING SYSTEM.

I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY THAT I ONLY COMPLETED 26 E-MAILS TODAY!!!!
YAYYY FOR ME!!
I GOT TO GO NOW, I'LL BE BACK ON MONDAY TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH MY EXCITING LIFE STORIES HERE AT WORK!!!
-PHILIP
A.K.A.
"D.J. PHILLY PHRESH"